Toilet Wall

2005-11-16T11:53:00.000Z

http://www.clutterersanonymous.net/ clutter is a problem.

2005-11-12T14:00:00.000Z

world jump day!

2004-05-30T16:07:00.000Z

i am sleepy

2004-05-19T11:12:00.000Z

Toilet Wall, oh Toilet Wall... Tell me... Who is the smelliest of them all?

2004-05-08T17:41:00.000Z

i wish i could be depressed and try to kill myself, but that would be joining all the other legions of pseudo-depressed teens, and there are too many of them, don't want to be that someone save me from myself see? angst-ridden teenage stuph, I am a statistic

2004-04-20T14:53:00.000Z

KAT WAS HERE BUT NOW SHE'S GONE, SHE LEFT HER NAME TO TURN YOU ON, FOR THOSE WHO KNEW HER, KNEW HER WELL, FOR THOSE WHO DON'T CAN GO TO HELL.. for a good time call 666-SUCK

2004-03-19T12:06:00.000Z

earlier this evening, he texted me and told me he wasn't feeling well, so i told him to rest at home, although i really wanted to see him. moments ago, he just texted me "where do u want to go?" it wasn't for me, i suppose. he'd clearly expressed his wish of not meeting up tonight. *my heart is aching* <---------Have some fucking self respect. Tell him to go fuck himself. Or the other girl

2004-03-19T11:41:00.000Z

if only he would take the initiative to spend a little more time with me. if only he would openly show his affections for me. if only he wouldn't get angry with me when i ask him to. if only i could openly discuss our relationship with my friends. if only he could love me as much as i do him. if only i was more important to him. maybe i am, but i don't feel it. if only he would kiss me, hold my

2004-02-06T07:03:00.000Z

Cool, I just found out that someone posted a picture of me on here November 11th! Wonder how they found it...

2003-12-24T05:08:00.000Z

Uncle Chang, my dad n myself have been here to make our mark. merry christmas to all. my dad's a symbol of insanity.

2003-12-10T17:59:00.000Z

This is a totally cool as history lessson man!! Check it out.. freaky~! Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. Both

2003-12-10T15:21:00.000Z

oh IM SO DAMN FUCKED UP!!! arh!! y do i alwayz have this feeling that i am so transparent with them.. even though they are my best friendz.. i juz cant stand it.. they are alwayz pushing the bads things to me.. n making fun of me... is that wad best friends are for!!! i hate it.. y am i living in this world of FUCKERS... fuck them off!!!!!!

2003-12-04T10:42:00.000Z

Fear no more persecuted Christians. Help is at hand.

2003-12-03T10:10:00.000Z

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know" - Rummy was here.

2003-12-03T07:30:00.000Z

what is my heart trying to tell me?

2003-11-23T18:04:00.000Z

Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye Aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you. Kids: Aye Aye Captain Captain: OHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he! Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish, Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants! Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop

2003-11-23T18:03:00.000Z

MY GOD HE'S UGLY!!! TAKE THAT DOWN PLEASE BEFORE MY MONITOR SCREEN CRACKS!!! OH SHIT!!! IT ALREADY DID....

2003-11-21T10:01:00.000Z

2003-11-19T14:07:00.000Z

Overheard: So, I'm walking into work a few moments ago and I see this decal (one that looks like a car registration sticker) on some guy's SUV rear window: Terrorist Hunting Permit Issued: 9-11-2001 Why don't I own that!? Oh wait, I take public transportation and I'm not insane.

2003-11-18T11:43:00.000Z

2003-11-13T14:53:00.000Z

Is this the kind of face you want on your toilet wall? Didn't think so. Luckily it won't feature in the guardian no more neither Fairwell you bigoted god botherer

2003-11-13T14:45:00.000Z

Speaking of throwing money away, its a shocking indictment of our consumer culture that we'll spend hundreds of millions of dollars on a piece of shit movie like this one...

2003-11-12T15:20:00.000Z

That boy in the picture is petting his testes on the sly. I can see that.

2003-11-12T06:35:00.000Z

why do people buy flowers at funerals? the dead can't smell flowers, people! if you really love someone - go buy them flowers now. while they're still alive. but if you like throwing away money - send some this way: martinizero@yahoo.com. ;)

2003-11-12T06:29:00.000Z

there's an emptiness within me that's consuming my thoughts. free me from it... pls... i'm reaching out to you... but you are beyond my reach.... -faceless-

2003-11-11T17:24:00.000Z

Hi!

2003-11-11T12:19:00.000Z

I guess this means that Di isn't the only one in that relationship to cop it in the tunnel.

2003-11-11T09:58:00.000Z

My disdains... come in all girls and guises sweat on crowded trains spring nude like birthday surprises come as flashers in my voicemail who scream and spit in my ear kick their heels in my trail and stir their dick in my beer read my private e-mail and smile at me and say who's that nasty female you wrote 30 times the other day lick their lips and whistle Dixie and color me negro black sprout up

2003-11-10T20:35:00.000Z

Sitting here taking care of my own business, and a bunch of toffs come shouting and pushing into the loo. I edge open the door, and I see straight away that the loudest, drunkest one is none other than Prince Harry! They are shouting stuff like, 'Yah, Harrers, your old man takes it up the bum from the help' and 'Fawcett wanks your pop' and all of a sudden pissed Harry shouts - and he's upset, no

2003-11-10T19:08:00.000Z

Won't let me out. Beating me. This is no joke. Cannon Truck 383

2003-11-10T17:06:00.000Z

In April 2002 a woman called Kettina Shaddix said she was kidnapped, held in a truck and beaten for over a year and was only found because she scrawled a help message on a toilet wall Seems all pretty gruesome, heartbreaking, all the rest. What is fucking hilarious is the post-script about 2 weeks later.

2003-11-10T15:48:00.000Z

If you wanted to get technical, it should really be "shouts out". If you wanted to get technical.

2003-11-09T18:44:00.000Z

Hey ya! Shout outs from Iceland!

2003-11-08T15:59:00.000Z

Is there life after death?

2003-11-07T23:47:00.000Z

Everything that has a beginning...has two pointless sequels.

2003-11-07T18:05:00.000Z

My Heart....It Hurts Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, Handing it to you, "Careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart In your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces- On the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, Sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes,

2003-11-07T10:14:00.000Z

Prince Charles a bumbanger?

2003-11-06T14:44:00.000Z

Another conversation overheard, this time in Camberwell: Woman leaving a greasy caf with her baby: "What's your excuse?" Pregnant Waitress: "Huh?" Woman with the baby: "What's your excuse?" Pregnant Waitress: "Shit, hang on, I'll go and get one"

2003-11-06T12:25:00.000Z

Still straining? Try these (via Sciatica)

2003-11-06T12:21:00.000Z

please give me a chance to love you again

2003-11-06T11:54:00.000Z

i looked down on those who could take any guy as her bf just simply cos's she's desperate for being in love. And to my surprised, she can still be attached to him for two years. Is that call true love? I doubt so. That's being self deceiving. damn.

2003-11-06T11:38:00.000Z

What profits a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul...

2003-11-06T11:07:00.000Z

if music be the food of love, she starved me to death. <-------WaNKer

2003-11-05T23:51:00.000Z

In the dead of night, trying to sleep off the dead of other nights, I sit up and recall that someone once asked of me: Does it feel to you as if all the promise of yourself has not played itself out--but is instead melting into something that once was? It's as if all my dreams are behind me, are nostalgia themselves. And in their wake lie football, a pain in the side near my kidney, and the

2003-11-05T09:59:00.000Z

On the phone last night to a law firm a woman said "I'm only a secretary" to me. I was so fucking depressed after that.

2003-11-04T17:01:00.000Z

That broken glass ... the bastard thing turns out to be crystal, and worse, guess who bought them for us? Only the Derry ones, and you know how friggin menopausal she is. She will go mental. I can't hide this ... you never saw anything stick out like 5 fancy glasses.

2003-11-04T09:29:00.000Z

Ok everyone, no bare feet in the kitchen this morning. Just smashed a glass, and I don't think I got all the bits. And don't butter toast on the worktops .. that's where I smashed it, and I don't believe I got all those bits either.

2003-10-31T14:30:00.000Z

"White people can never tell how old a black person is"

2003-10-30T14:50:00.000Z

Bollocks, its pissing down.

2003-10-30T11:59:00.000Z

The active ingredient in me is you. And beer.

2003-10-30T11:57:00.000Z

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2003-10-30T11:56:00.000Z

Little dead boys don't tell lies. Now, are you lying?

2003-10-29T13:54:00.000Z

They're coming for me. They've been after me ever since. I see them everywhere on the street, hear them breathing in the back of my phone conversations, even taste them in my food. I buy everything pre-packaged, you know, but they're still there. Still saying hi. Hello, Corey, my box of Wheaties snorts, We'd just like you to know that we know what you eat. We know how you paid for it. We know

2003-10-28T16:25:00.000Z

Vigils for Smiths Elliott Iain Duncan <----(Seeing as the sad cunt lost the vote, that link doesn't work anymore 30.10.03)

2003-10-28T14:10:00.000Z

BUSTED What ever happened to the shame of selling out?

2003-10-28T10:48:00.000Z

The woman on the train this morning, two seats down, she folded her newspaper into thirds, skimming, flipping, turning skimming flipping. It folded up nicely into her jacket pocket at Farringdon and got on the Metropolitan Line. She'll never know how impressed I was.

2003-10-27T23:07:00.000Z

Coversations in passing I've heard the following exchanges over the last few days in London: Father: I died once Son: Oh yeah? Did you see God? Father: Naw, saw your Mum (Mum giggles) Man: What you reading? Woman: Rubbish Man: Yeah Woman: I met this guy when I was travelling who used to tear the page out of the book when he was finished reading it. Said he was cutting down on the weight he was